Elon Musk Had A Threesome With Who?!

Quite the ménage a trois. Apparently, Cara Delevingne’s “threesome” with Amber Heard and Elon Musk is now a topic of discussion in actor Johnny Depp’s ongoing defamation suit against his ex-wife, Heard. A new deposition from a friend and neighbor of the former couple alleges that Heard, Delevingne, and Musk were involved in a “three-way affair” months before Heard filed a restraining order against the Pirates of the Caribbean star in May 2016. Things just got a lot more complicated. - source

I mean, wow. Just wow. Could this Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial be any weirder? Apparently this is pretty common knowledge, but I had no idea this was a thing.

So does Tesla's stock just sky rocket now? Or what?